addy à paris

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

*moves to France and becomes a cheerleader*
“Where are my apple apples?”

only french wil get

(Source: undereyelouisvuittons, via househastings)

— 2 weeks ago with 21295 notes
korydwen asked: Et dans tout ça n'oublions pas le pain au chocolat vs chocolatine.


Answer:

awesomefrench:

french-problems:

Le combat n’est pas équilibré.

They’re going TOULOUSE *puns, PUNS*

Je me sens personnellement offensée par ceci. 

— 3 months ago with 111 notes
irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

(via creepykageyama)

— 3 months ago with 212808 notes
#omg 
pandaladie:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

hon hon hon hon hon

pandaladie:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

hon hon hon hon hon

(via tardismyoldgirl)

— 3 months ago with 212808 notes

everythingroyalty:

Get to Know Me Meme || (1/5) favourite royal palaces: Château de Versailles (France)

Château de Versailles is a palace located in the city of Versailles. It was the home for the royal family of France from 1682 to 1789.

The Baroque style of architecture characteristic of Versailles Palace impresses people by its luxury, with colossal murals, rows of monumental statues, and an immense collection of fine furniture inside the palace. The stunning geometric design of the garden and the great fountain outside in the yard. The scale and style of the place shows the world without doubt about the power, the glory, and the wealth of the French monarchy in that period of French history. Mark Twain said of it, “You gaze, and stare, and try to understand that it is real, that it is on the earth, that it is not the Garden of Eden…” (x)

(via fuckyeaheuropeanhistory)

— 4 months ago with 12617 notes
Cool French Sayings #1

une-kiwi:

j’ai la flemme = i can’t be bothered

bordellique = messy, like a whore would be (used amicably by a French friend to describe me)

plan cul = bang-buddy (literally ‘ass plan’)

maniaque = fussy

— 4 months ago with 10 notes
#words